Dad: Do you wear all your fifty shoes all the time every day?
Mom: That's because I'm a woman. You can get rid of some of these.
Dad: No I can't! You're the one who has a thousand shoes.
Mom: If you want these shoes so badly, why don't I throw them out and you can get a hundred more shoes.
Dad: That would make me gay.
Mom: Or a woman.
Dad:
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